2017-01-24 13:20:56 +00:00
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import Head from 'next/head'
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import Byline from '../components/Byline'
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export default () => (
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<div>
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<Head>
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<title>The Cat</title>
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</Head>
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<h1>The Cat</h1>
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<Byline author='Dan Zajdband' />
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2018-12-17 16:34:32 +00:00
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<amp-img
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src='/static/cat.jpg'
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width='470'
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height='350'
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layout='responsive'
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alt='Meow'
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/>
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2017-01-24 13:20:56 +00:00
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<p className='caption'>Meowwwwwwww</p>
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2018-12-17 16:34:32 +00:00
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<p>
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Cat ipsum dolor <a href='/dog'>sit amet</a>, eat grass, throw it back up
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but refuse to leave cardboard box or groom yourself 4 hours - checked,
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have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the
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day - checked!. Hide from vacuum cleaner. Chirp at birds chew foot chase
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the pig around the house and meoooow!. Chase ball of string climb a tree,
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wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face claw drapes, for
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meow to be let in yet attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim meow
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loudly just to annoy owners. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror
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hide when guests come over, and tuxedo cats always looking dapper so has
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closed eyes but still sees you or a nice warm laptop for me to sit on pee
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in human's bed until he cleans the litter box. Steal the warm chair right
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after you get up cat not kitten around yet claws in your leg eat all the
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power cords. Lick sellotape curl into a furry donut immediately regret
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falling into bathtub or you call this cat food? and fall asleep on the
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washing machine. Purr for no reason hack up furballs and pelt around the
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house and up and down stairs chasing phantoms. If it smells like fish eat
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as much as you wish. Unwrap toilet paper chew iPad power cord white cat
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sleeps on a black shirt lick the other cats. Lounge in doorway mew. Has
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closed eyes but still sees you sleep on keyboard, so hunt anything that
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moves lick sellotape but slap owner's face at 5am until human fills food
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dish if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Meow to be let in
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find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day and thug cat sit by the fire
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burrow under covers always hungry. Swat at dog hide when guests come over
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purrrrrr chew on cable so mark territory, yet howl on top of tall thing or
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find something else more interesting. Chase mice kitten is playing with
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dead mouse. Sit and stare if it fits, i sits. Mark territory damn that dog
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, but step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle
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put butt in owner's face human give me attention meow or eat and than
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sleep on your face. Friends are not food jump around on couch, meow
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constantly until given food, or walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on
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hood and windshield, and spread kitty litter all over house, going to
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catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Jump off
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balcony, onto stranger's head.
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</p>
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<p>
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Meow to be let out damn that dog howl uncontrollably for no reason caticus
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cuteicus for play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Meow loudly just
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to annoy owners the dog smells bad for eat the fat cats food, yet ignore
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the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway cat snacks spread kitty
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litter all over house or hopped up on catnip. Spit up on light gray carpet
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instead of adjacent linoleum throwup on your pillow, so cat is love, cat
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is life yet human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss
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bite. Chase mice. Swat turds around the house hide at bottom of staircase
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to trip human. Meowing non stop for food howl on top of tall thing. Shake
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treat bag pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box missing until
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dinner time. Have secret plans climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to
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fireman then scratch his face bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the
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room together. Chase dog then run away purr shake treat bag spit up on
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light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum but dream about hunting
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birds. Hiss at vacuum cleaner milk the cow lay on arms while you're using
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the keyboard sleep in the bathroom sink. Stare at ceiling touch water with
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paw then recoil in horror or refuse to leave cardboard box. Paw at your
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fat belly plan steps for world domination for going to catch the red dot
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today going to catch the red dot today slap owner's face at 5am until
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human fills food dish scratch at the door then walk away for intrigued by
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the shower, but steal the warm chair right after you get up. Fall asleep
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on the washing machine destroy couch as revenge scream at teh bath so love
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to play with owner's hair tie. Howl uncontrollably for no reason rub
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whiskers on bare skin act innocent. Cats making all the muffins lick butt
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and make a weird face meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping
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humans human give me attention meow intently stare at the same spot. Sleep
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on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor spot something, big eyes, big
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eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce for wake up human for food at
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4am or pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space
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sleep on keyboard put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full
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speed . Jump off balcony, onto stranger's head lick butt and make a weird
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face but go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway so
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then cats take over the world, pee in human's bed until he cleans the
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litter box and if it fits, i sits caticus cuteicus. Eats owners hair then
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claws head lounge in doorway, and hide when guests come over chase ball of
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string eat owner's food play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Purrr
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purr littel cat, little cat purr purr spit up on light gray carpet instead
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of adjacent linoleum kitty loves pigs yet damn that dog meow or walk on
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car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield. Roll on the floor
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purring your whiskers off meow all night having their mate disturbing
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sleeping humans need to chase tail meow hide when guests come over. Soft
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kitty warm kitty little ball of furr destroy the blinds meow leave hair
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everywhere attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Going to catch
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the red dot today going to catch the red dot today instantly break out
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into full speed gallop across the house for no reason meow so hide when
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guests come over, yet hide at bottom of staircase to trip human toy mouse
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squeak roll over claws in your leg. Cat slap dog in face lick plastic bags
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why must they do that.
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</p>
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<p>
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Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide
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in litter box until treats are fed touch water with paw then recoil in
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horror then cats take over the world i could pee on this if i had the
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energy. Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep toy mouse squeak
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roll over so stick butt in face you call this cat food? and behind the
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couch curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels yet love to play
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with owner's hair tie. Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my
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own dish walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield
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find something else more interesting cats go for world domination, spit up
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on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum sit in box. Missing
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until dinner time put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full
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speed but poop in the plant pot and nap all day caticus cuteicus. Leave
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hair everywhere attack feet mrow bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the
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room together meowwww eat grass, throw it back up. Hate dog meowzer! find
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something else more interesting, yet cat snacks, so scratch at the door
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then walk away chase mice. Chase laser scratch the box plan steps for
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world domination massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the
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cutest and most innocent animal on the planet for stare at ceiling light
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and who's the baby. Stare at ceiling Gate keepers of hell, for licks paws
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intently sniff hand. Pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread
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costume in space. Gnaw the corn cob. Lick yarn hanging out of own butt
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stare at ceiling lick butt and make a weird face eat and than sleep on
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your face. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans
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attack feet, so poop on grasses stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall
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some more meow again continue staring yet purr. Have my breakfast
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spaghetti yarn. Cats secretly make all the worlds muffins throwup on your
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pillow plays league of legends. Lick the plastic bag scratch at the door
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then walk away. Unwrap toilet paper meow to be let in walk on car leaving
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trail of paw prints on hood and windshield yet hide from vacuum cleaner or
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massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most
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innocent animal on the planet. Purr lick the curtain just to be annoying
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go into a room to decide you didn't want to be in there anyway attack
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feet, and spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum yet
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lick plastic bags. Spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent
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linoleum touch water with paw then recoil in horror so cat snacks. Purr.
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Lick sellotape please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet stick butt
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in face meow. Groom yourself 4 hours - checked, have your beauty sleep 18
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hours - checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day - checked! tuxedo
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cats always looking dapper but purrrrrr. Claws in your leg i could pee on
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this if i had the energy. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked man
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running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail cat not kitten around
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but cough furball but toy mouse squeak roll over spread kitty litter all
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over house curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels. Meow all
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night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans fall asleep on the
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washing machine find something else more interesting.
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</p>
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<p>
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Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway missing until dinner
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time, for intrigued by the shower, so i could pee on this if i had the
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energy for purrrrrr for vommit food and eat it again lick butt and make a
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weird face. Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent eat grass, throw it
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back up or lick yarn hanging out of own butt. I am the best cat is love,
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cat is life, or sleep nap, mew but meoooow!. Meowzer!. Friends are not
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food jump off balcony, onto stranger's head intrigued by the shower, and
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eat a plant, kill a hand, touch water with paw then recoil in horror yet
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flop over.
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</p>
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<p>
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Step on your keyboard while you're gaming and then turn in a circle wake
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up human for food at 4am so shove bum in owner's face like camera lens for
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see owner, run in terror run outside as soon as door open. Stand in front
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of the computer screen sleep on keyboard destroy the blinds with tail in
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the air play time play time. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens
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ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway but with tail in the
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air need to chase tail, yet kitten is playing with dead mouse and russian
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blue. Hopped up on catnip refuse to leave cardboard box you call this cat
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food? walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield.
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Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house sleep on keyboard, or
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scamper shove bum in owner's face like camera lens. Groom yourself 4 hours
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- checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours - checked, be fabulous for the
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rest of the day - checked! claw drapes bleghbleghvomit my furball really
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tie the room together make meme, make cute face kitty loves pigs. Toy
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mouse squeak roll over refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass
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but attack feet. Sleep on keyboard. Vommit food and eat it again paw at
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your fat belly, rub face on everything, yet purr. Has closed eyes but
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still sees you kitty scratches couch bad kitty if it fits, i sits. Pushes
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butt to face purrrrrr or intently stare at the same spot, yet attack dog,
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run away and pretend to be victim yet lies down and need to chase tail.
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Spend all night ensuring people don't sleep sleep all day love to play
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with owner's hair tie. I could pee on this if i had the energy lick butt
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stare out the window. Make meme, make cute face. Chase after silly colored
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fish toys around the house. Leave fur on owners clothes poop in the plant
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pot. Sleep on keyboard chase the pig around the house chase imaginary
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bugs, yet bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together yet have
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my breakfast spaghetti yarn so scamper. Need to chase tail meow for food,
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then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue
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meowing for pee in the shoe thinking longingly about tuna brine yet purrr
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purr littel cat, little cat purr purr lie on your belly and purr when you
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are asleep. Lounge in doorway poop on grasses for lounge in doorway for
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chew iPad power cord.
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</p>
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</div>
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